But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
