A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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