just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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