so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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