as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I wish I only lived at night.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
