You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
