hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Randomize
