Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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