Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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