Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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