i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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