on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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