is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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