Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
