I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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