Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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