Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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