You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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