love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
