everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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