what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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