in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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