My Higher Power is John Stamos
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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