Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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