there was a trapeze. enough said
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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