apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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