I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Rumble strips road head = magical
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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