I feel like I'm in dance class right now
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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