doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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