He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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