don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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