Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I need to calm my uterus...
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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