3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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