So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
