Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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