You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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