I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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