Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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