I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
