i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
you win again, gameday.
This house was built for laser tag.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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