what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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