Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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