just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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