we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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