Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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