yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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