Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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