This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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