I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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