I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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