Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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