i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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