dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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