Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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