i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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