Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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