There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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